$2572 thanks!

If you are keen to spend lots of money in one go, buying a ticket to Europe is the way to do it. Even better, all you need to get the motivation to want to buy a ticket in the first place is the following: Listen to Shannon Noll talking about how he looks forward to go down to Beaconsfield and have a few schooners with his new mates at the pub. (His song "Lift" is recommended choice of music as background noise) "Aussie aussie aussie, oy oy oy..."

Anyway, as the flight over to Europe is horrible long, I have come up with a splendid idea: Let's tow Australia across to the other side and anchor it off the coast of North Africa. In that way you can keep your climate, but everything is so much closer (ok, Asia is not so close, but we can't have it all now can we??)

Anyone got the number of some good contractors?